Hey, Prince Charming, I want you bad...

No, I want you bad. Prince Charming is nice and all, but nice doesn't do it for me. Nice, is just nice, and eventually is annoying. I think Offspring said it best...

Your one vice
It's you're too nice
Come around now can you see

I'm not saying I don't like a good guy. But too good is vomitous. The guy for me has to have a little bit of an edge. He needs to know how to take care of business. He needs be be able to take control of the situation. He needs to be a bit bad.

I want you
All tattooed
I want you bad

Well, I could skip the tattooed, but come on. Who wants a wimpy guy who is too nice. A guy who asks you if he can talk to you, or can't just make plans. The nice guy is too afraid of doing something wrong to take the plunge and be spontaneous. The nice guy wont just do it, he is cautious and asks permission. No fun.

Complete me
Mistreat me
want you to be bad bad bad bad bad

Now don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I want some asshole who will treat me like shit. That's not it. There needs to be a balance between good and bad. Prince Charming when it is appropriate, and a bad ass like Lil' Wayne lyrics when you get home.

To sum it up, I'd rather deal with a dick than babysit a bitch.