on getting to the bar to order a drink

"I couldn't penetrate. I tried really hard."
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"Do you know what I did last night?"

Me: no...
Friend: I went to the gym, then came home, took a looooooong bubble bath...while drinking a glass of wine and listening to slow jams...on the tv.
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