On stand up guys

Stranger: He's a stand up guy

Friend: Stand up guy? What does that even mean.

Me: it means he's a good guy, like he never gets so drunk he falls down.

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Our band

Friend: do you think we could start a band?

Me: sure. But neither of us can play an instrument, or is particularly good at singing... so we'd have to be naked.

Friend: ah, ok

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E-mail from a friend (the importance of nick names)

FW:

dilemma.

I'm talking to 2 Michaels… they both asked me out… I don't know which is which. FML

Best,
(Name removed to protect the guilty)





 


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