On splints

Friend: Apparently I need a cock splint for my wrist. Does this mean I should give more handjobs or less?

On cocktopus (greatest video ever)

Watch this, love it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwLMM_QBkMc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Thanks Jenna Marbles! 


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