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Tuesday, June 22, 2010
On batteries
I felt I had to explain to the clerk at the convenience store why I was purchasing two packs of D batteries at 10:30 pm on a Tuesday night.
Sunday, June 13, 2010
On Batman
Friend: can I tell you something?
Me: what?
Friend: I'm batman.
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Saturday, June 12, 2010
On the afterparty
"Two guys, one girl. We're going to do terrible things to you, and you'll enjoy it."
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Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Men on dating
"I cook, I pay for dinner, and bang like a champ."
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