Tuesday, February 14, 2012

On national blow job day...

"I'm concerned that my birthday and national blow job day are on the same day."

Sent from my iPhone

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Friday, January 27, 2012

On fat men

Thanks @WhatthFFacts for helping me figure out why I'm illogically attracted to round men...

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Saturday, January 7, 2012