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Friday, August 6, 2010
On strippers
Friend: No! I don't want to give my dollars to transvestites! I want to give it to men!
On bars
Friend: I wanna hood, will a little UGH! And a furrrr jacket!
Friend 2: Well look it up on you iFigityphone.
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On virginity
Friend: and we made out in his 1995 Honda Civic
Me: Please, I lost my virginity in the back of a Geo Prism
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