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Saturday, June 25, 2011
Sunday, June 12, 2011
On creepers
Friend: "they were all yelling mami, like I was a piece of meat or something."
Friend: "I'm like filet mingon, ok?!"
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Thursday, June 9, 2011
On the "PQs"
Friend: You're about to have the PQs over what you're about to eat.
Me: the what?!
Friend: The pussy quivers.
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