Saturday, June 25, 2011

On roofies

"It only counts as roofies if you don't want it"

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Sunday, June 12, 2011

On creepers

Friend: "they were all yelling mami, like I was a piece of meat or something."

Friend: "I'm like filet mingon, ok?!"
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Thursday, June 9, 2011

On the "PQs"

Friend: You're about to have the PQs over what you're about to eat.

Me: the what?!

Friend: The pussy quivers.

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