On bar chips...

Friend: Can we have more chips?

Bartender: Did you guys smoke a lot of pot before you came here?

Friend: I'm not going to confirm it and I'm not going to deny it...

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On pizza

"I want pizza...with SAUSAGE."

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Dinner of champions

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On wine...

Me: Do you want wine? I only get this (wine) once a year. Its very special.

Friend: eh...

Me: I sucked cock for this wine.

Friend: We're drinking it.

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On "dainty" engagement rings

SHAME on the women who would even suggest to create a "dainty" engagement ring. NOT OK.

 
8 Dainty Engagement Rings—All Less Than $800! Which Would You Wear?

http://www.glamour.com/weddings/blogs/save-the-date/2010/11/8-dainty-engagement-ringsall-l.html


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