Did you really think that was going to work?

Boys these days, I swear. They think they can get the milk for free. Check this Facebook message I got from this guy I haven't seen or talked to in like 5 years ... (note, while he is delicious looking, we have never previously been involved in any way):

Come down here, spend the night and get drunk with me. The fact that I haven't seen you since ******* is ridiculous. ###.###.####

Really? Did he think I was going to just hop in my car, drive down and have sex with him. Note, spend the night came before get drunk, so it is quite clear what is on his mind. Not only that, but he would like to be drunk to do it.

Now, I wouldn't say I've never done anything of that nature - yeah, I've had a booty call, or two, or... - but I have my limits. And I'm sorry, but Facebook "come down and fuck me" isn't going to work on this sexy bitch. No way. This is a perfect example of "wow your picture looks nice so I am gonna go for it after 5 years" behavior. It happens farrr too often. Facebook is not a meet market catalogue.

I had another experience where a short, but attractive boy approached me

Guy: Hi, I'm...
Me: Hi
Guy: So, can I get your number
Me: Ummm, you are gonna have to try a little harder than that
Guy: What why
Me: You just told me your name, I'm not going to just give you my number
Guy: Ok, what are you drinking
Me: Coors Light
Guy: Well, I won't get you another [drink], but I'll be right back, don't go anywhere
Me: Ok...

Please note, it was OPEN BAR. He wouldn't have had to BUY me the drink that HE inquired about. Needless to say I wasn't open to chatting when he came back.

What is this ridiculous behavior? What are these boys thinking?