Adults on chosing between Edward and Jacob

Friend 1: Edward is pale and hairy, I can only imagine his terrible man thighs. Jacob is dark and handsome making him the hottness.

Friend 2: I'd prefer Edward for his personality and vampireness.

Me: Sorry to interject, but I'd fuck both of them, at the same time.

Friend 2: lmao - I don't know about the same time, but I'd do both of them.

Me: I don't know who I'd do first...

Friend 1: Please, I'd let them run train

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