On the difference between "stalking" and "browsing"

Friend: are you stalking him?

Me: Not stalking - stalking is going on Facebook with the specific goal of following someone's life.

Browsing is when you go on and someone posts an update and you press the wrong spot on the touch screen and are taken to a gallery where that person is shirtless.

Friend: Hahahahahaha

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