Man friend: I'm terrible. This girls like " I may have a crush " and I told her that was bad
Me: Is she your valentine?
Man friend: Lol nope, I'm still on the open market
Me: If none of your bitches wanna put out on vday, I'd totally go out to panda express w you.
Man friend: We'll go on a panda express date
Me: Omg. that's big time. Like l-bomb level.
Me: I'd wear a red whore dress, like I had gotten all ready for the occasion. You could pull out my chair. So classy.
Man friend: There attached to the table I'm pretty sure. But ill take your cup up and get you a refill
Man friend: Or we could share an egg roll lady and the tramp style
Me: Finishing touch - promise ring in the fortune cookie
Man friend: HAHA. Promise ring on the first real date.
Me: Yeah, a promise that I'd be putting out
Man friend: Ill take you to piercing pogoda and get you a heart charm with our names in it for 24.99
Me: it should just be your name. that's how real men keep their bitches
Man friend: Not in the heart, in the Matching hoops I buy you.
Me: They wouldn't be earrings, they would be handles.
Man friend: hahahahahahhahaha
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